colour on the walls

nobody's actually reading this

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16 year old child:
mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents:
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy:
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents:
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via deathgiggles)

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guiltyhipster:

Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing

You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name

You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page

You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes

You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things

Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful

(via letsmakeloaf)

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Capitalist 1:
Hey, it's Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?
Capitalist 2:
I heard there's a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that's going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?
Capitalist 1:
I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.
Capitalist 2:
That's a much better idea